I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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