It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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