He uses pillows to masturbate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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