: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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