garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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