playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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