I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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