OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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