how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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