i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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