chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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