Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
