He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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