Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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