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say what?
wanna hang out?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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