So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Farmville is her only friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My life is pants optional.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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