So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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