my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
