He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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