its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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