my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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