she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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