all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
