I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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