6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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