I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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