i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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