I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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