Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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