I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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