come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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