it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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