idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
did you just send me my own nude
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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