I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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