Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Semen is not good for contacts.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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