Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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