Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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