Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The Olympian is in my bed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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