Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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