Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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