At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where did you get a picture of my penis
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You dont lie about slip and slides
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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