question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
