Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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