I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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