never play flip cup with pint glasses
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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