He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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