Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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