omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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