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you win
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I will be naked everywhere
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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