you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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