I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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